I’m about to let you in on a little underground secret that could get me in some serious trouble… but you deserve to know the truth, so I’m going to do it anyway…

Millionaires are really NOT the most, talented, intelligent, stable, educated, upstanding people in the world.  In fact, they’re usually quite the opposite…

So even at the risk of getting in some serious trouble with the SUSSSP (Secret Underground Society of Super Successful People), here we go!

1. Millionaires Are MAJOR Failures!

Most millionaires have failed more times than your grandma has passed gas out loud in a public setting.  In fact, those little hooligans just keep failing and just happen to get lucky every once in a while.  I’m telling you, they really don’t know what they’re doing.  They are just big fat failures!

2. These Guys/Gals Are Downright Crooked Thieves!!!

Millionaires really make their living stealing… yes, you heard me right!  The word on the street is they are “creative,” but the truth is they really just find what is working for other millionaires and do practically the EXACT same thing with just a small variation.  Hardly ever will you see someone make it big with a completely original idea or concept.

My buddy Tony Robbins once told me, “If you want to be successful, find someone who has achieved the results you want and copy what they do.” I mean come on, how despicable is that?

3. Millionaires Are as Boring as DIRT

So they try to make you think they are exciting with those flashy cars, houses overlooking the ocean, and the cool trips they go on every other month to the outermost parts of the world, but the real thing you need to know is millionaires are super boring.  After stealing and failing 100 times they finally get lucky on one dumb little thing, and then they just keep doing that same thing over and over.  I mean talk about boring and totally lame… can you believe these guys?

4. They Are Serious Procrastinators

If it wasn’t for the last minute I swear these lazy bums would never get a single thing done!!!  I guess there’s this thing called “Parkinson’s Law” that says, “Work expands to fill the time available for its completion.”  So these bums figure they can just wait until the last minute to get everything done…

Did you ever know that guy who waited until the very last day to even start working on his project for the semester and still passed the class…? Yep, that same guy is probably on his yacht in Tahiti as we speak…

5. They Have No Sense of Reality

Most millionaires just aren’t very realistic.  They go off and dream up these big crazy ideas that they have no idea how in the world they are going to make happen, and then they expect others to make it a reality.  Sometimes I just wish they could have a little more common sense…

6. Ohhh…Those LAZY Punks…

All of the millionaires I know are super lazy.  They’re always getting everyone else to do all of their dirty work.  Can’t they just get off their butts and do something for themselves?  I think there was this guy named Henry Ford who helped encourage this kind of outrageous behavior.  Can you believe that guy?  Disgraceful if you ask me…

7. They’re Incredibly Ignorant

If ignorance is bliss then these guys are about as blissful as it gets!  Don’t they know how hard it is to do this stuff?  Yet they’re always thinking it can be done faster, better, and more efficiently than it really can…

8. Talk About Mental Disorders

I swear these guys are total wack jobs!  It’s like they have their team focusing on a project, then out of nowhere they come up with this “brilliant” idea, and change everything up!  Can’t we just stick to the plan?

9. They’re Dumb As Donkeys…

What I don’t get is how can you make so much money and know so little?  I mean we’re talking guys who didn’t get good grades in school, dropped out of college, don’t really know how to do much of anything, but just because they were ignorant enough to “believe” they could do something that was pretty much impossible and then got others to do it for them (because they don’t know how to actually do it for themselves), they’ve succeeded… talk about just plain wrong!!!

10. Millionaires Are HORRIBLE Listeners

Their friends, family, and everyone else tells them they are crazy, and they should just go back to school or get a regular stable job, but they just ignore them.  They even often don’t ask for or disregard the opinions of other successful people when it is not in alignment with their plan.  They’re just sooo darn stubborn… when they have their mind set on something, there’s no stopping them!

11. Welcome to the Land of the Misfits!

These guys are  always causing problems and messing with the current structure, going against the way things SHOULD be done… and that Steve Jobs guy… can you believe he actually said this?

“Heres to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo.”

He was the worst of them all.  I can’t believe he actually encouraged such distasteful behavior!

12. Those Sloppy Pigs!

I say if you’re going to do something, then do it right the first time!  Make it the best you can no matter how long it takes.  Don’t show anyone until it is absolutely perfect!  Yet these guys just throw stuff out there all the time and think they can “change it up” or “try something else” if it doesn’t work out.  Don’t they have ANY sense of pride or care what others will think?  Unbelievable!

13. These Guys Are Major Quitters!

From dropping out of college to quitting a project that isn’t going the way they want, millionaires are always quitting.  The only things they don’t quit on are their crazy unrealistic  dreams… I was always taught if you are going to do something then you stick with it regardless of the outcome.  I think these guys must have missed that memo…

14. And… Ohhh, the Arrogance!

They just think they can do anything.  Even when it’s impossible!

Okay, so there you have it…

I could be in a lot of trouble for exposing these guys, but I just felt it was about time you knew the truth.

But don’t worry… work as hard as you can, stay on the safe path, listen to your employer and follow everyone else around you, and you’ll be just fine; you’ll never have to worry about becoming a millionaire!

Well,  I gotta go; they’re after me already…!